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Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges-straight after your afternoon nap-Unknown. Funny 50th birthday quotes for menHere you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday. Turning 50 is a milestone worth celebrating and a good excuse for a laugh too. Five Things Friday Funny 30th Birthday Quotes 30th Birthday Quotes 30th Birthday Funny. Turning 50 is a grand event in itself with half the battle of life won. 50 is the five perfect 10s Im not 50 Im 18 with 32 years. No woman should have kids over 40.

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Funny turning 50 sayings. No woman should have kids over 40. Turning 50 means its only a matter of time before youre regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges - right after your nap.

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By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. What You Can Expect at 50. Happy 1st Birthday Wishes.

Im 50 and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. Now is the time to make your mark on the world-explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Make a yearbook style booklet with some funny quotes on turning 50. Turning 50 Quotes Funny If you havent grown up by age 50 you dont have to -Unknown When youre 50 every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day -Melanie White Fifty is only 14 in Scrabble -Unknown You know youre 50 when youre in an elevator when your favorite song comes on -Unknown.

Youve got four sizes of clothes in your closet three of which will never be worn again by you. Funny 50th Birthday Sayings If you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way.

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